{"product_id":"mexico","title":"Spicy Bad Decisions","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"231\"\u003e“It started with one good idea… and then this happened.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"370\"\u003eGrown in the highlands of Chiapas and Oaxaca, \u003cstrong data-end=\"439\" data-start=\"416\"\u003eSpicy Bad Decisions\u003c\/strong\u003e is a smooth medium roast that \u003cem data-end=\"484\" data-start=\"470\"\u003elures you in\u003c\/em\u003e with comfort… and then keeps things interesting. Fully washed and sun-dried, this coffee is clean, balanced, and just unpredictable enough to keep you on your toes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"830\" data-start=\"651\"\u003eYou’ll get cozy \u003cstrong data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"667\"\u003echocolate\u003c\/strong\u003e up front, a warm kick of \u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"706\"\u003ecinnamon\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a bright little \u003cstrong data-end=\"760\" data-start=\"740\"\u003egreen apple zing\u003c\/strong\u003e that shows up uninvited—but somehow makes the whole situation better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"921\" data-start=\"832\"\u003eIt’s the kind of coffee that says, “Relax, I’ve got this”… right before things get weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"963\" data-start=\"928\" data-section-id=\"lhwmke\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"963\" data-start=\"932\"\u003eFlavor Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1049\" data-start=\"964\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"964\" data-section-id=\"6n73nu\"\u003e🍫 Smooth Chocolate Calm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1019\" data-start=\"993\" data-section-id=\"y7fj9a\"\u003e🌶️ Cinnamon Curveball\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1049\" data-start=\"1020\" data-section-id=\"1flse8y\"\u003e🍏 Green Apple Plot Twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1089\" data-start=\"1056\" data-section-id=\"no1nia\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🌎 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1089\" data-start=\"1061\"\u003eOrigin :\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1276\" data-start=\"1090\"\u003eSourced from small growers across southern Mexico, this blend brings together classic varieties like Typica, Bourbon, and Caturra—grown in mineral-rich clay soils at moderate elevations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1343\" data-start=\"1278\"\u003eClean, crisp, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1387\" data-start=\"1350\" data-section-id=\"nohvsy\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🚨 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1387\" data-start=\"1355\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1496\" data-start=\"1388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1496\" data-start=\"1388\"\u003eMay result in spontaneous confidence, overcommitting to plans, and saying “why not?” a little too often.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Bean Co.","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":48583517274351,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-12OZ","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":48583517438191,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-12OZ","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":48583517602031,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-12OZ","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":48583517765871,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-12OZ","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9160\/0367\/files\/Screenshot_2026-04-12_at_5.04.34_PM.png?v=1776027918","url":"https:\/\/chaosbeanco.com\/products\/mexico","provider":"Chaos Bean Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}