Your Uncle Vinny

Listen… you don’t choose this coffee. It chooses you.

Your Uncle Vinny is an extra dark, no-nonsense roast that’s been around the block a few times.. and he’s got opinions about everything. Made from Central American coffees and roasted deep into that rich, oily finish, this cup is all about bold flavor, heavy body, and absolutely zero acidity.

You want fruity notes?
Vinny doesn’t do fruity notes.

You get dark, smoky, strong coffee...the kind that wakes you up and tells you to get your life together.

⚡ Flavor Notes (Chaos Style):

• 🖤 Dark Roast Backbone
• 🔥 Smoky, Bold Punch
• 🚫 No Acidity. No Complaints.

🚨 Warning:

May cause unsolicited advice, strong opinions, and judging other people’s coffee choices out loud.